The News UNIT

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Tuesday, November 4, 2014

BREAKING NEWS: The News UNIT completes HERNIA OPERATION

Is that the BIG-BELLY UNIT?

HOLY SHIT-SKI!

GUT SHOT of The NEWS UNIT by an undisclosed source

Yikes! Time to hit the GYM again UNIT!

Forget HIT THE BID--HIT THE GYM instead..

UPDATE THE UNIT HAD TO GO VIA AMBULANCE TO EMERGENCY FOR SOME COMPLICATIONS AND IS RETURNING HOME AGAIN FOR SOME MORE BED REST...DEVELOPING....

...developing...